Thursday, November 25, 2010
My Secret Crushy Thing
Ever since I was a child I have had an undying love for Rudolph The Red-Nose Rain Deer. BUT ONLY IN THE ORIGINAL MOVIE. The way his nose is red, the way he's a little rain deer working for Santa, the way he overcomes obstacles and endures life hardships; I truly believe that if we were more like this wonderful creature the world would be a better place. Has anyone else noticed that he had a really cute voice too? Come on, he's perfect. When I was five my parents bought me a toy of him and he was my best friend. We ate together, watched all the latest movies, went skiing, biking (he was an incredible athlete in case you haven't noticed). I watched his movie everyday and dressed up like Santa when I went to bed in hopes that when he was flying around he would get lost and stop by my house because he thought I was Santa Claus. That never did end up happening but if it had, I was prepared with a tranquilizer gun, with enough rounds to take down a hippopotamus. And when he woke up, he would have found himself in a 10 feet by 10 feet hole in the backyard, covered by 3 inch thick titanium steel bars. Oh yes, this went way beyond a crush; obsession is more like it.
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Haha! I totally agree the original Rudolph is the best! I did notice that he had a pretty cute little voice too, but I never knew he was such an athlete. I'm glad to see that this cute little Raindeer brought out the best in you, or was it the worst?
ReplyDeleteUm, calling the guidance office now...
ReplyDeleteRain Deer? Seriously? Learn to spelllll, people.